Kirk: Rory, in my official capacity as town sash presenter, I would like to present you with this sash, which I also happened to make in my official capacity as town sash maker.
Rory: Well, thank you.
Kirk: Kneel before me. [Rory stands still] All right, could you at least bow your head a little bit?
Lorelai: Wow, that's quite a sash.
Kirk: I got the material from one of mother's nighties.
Lorelai: Ew.