Richard: So, when my wife and I sat down to write our toast, we ran into something of a problem. All of our words sounded too mundane, too insignificant to mark such an auspicious occasion as Rory's graduation from Yale. So instead maestro.
Emily: Please excuse us. We're not singers.
Richard: Never let them see you sweat, dear. [sings] You're the top You have graduated.
Emily: [sings] You're the top Your grandparents are elated.
Richard: Newspaper editor Phi Beta Kappa Wow!
Emily: You're a revelation A huge sensation
Richard: You should take a bow
Emily: You are done No more school for you
Richard: There is nothing Now that you can't do
Emily: You'll make us proud We'll sing it loud
Richard: It's true!
Both: [sings] 'Cause now, Rory you're a bulldog Through and through.