Babette: [both whisper] "My Funny Valentine", it doesn't work, it's April already. What about "Down with Love" to open?
Miss Patty: It's too depressing.
Babette: It's not depressing, it's ironic.
Miss Patty: People don't listen to music for irony.
Babette: What about 'Weird Al'-
Miss Patty: Weird who?