Quote from Kirk in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?
Kirk: Word on the street is you want to sell your boat. Luke: I called you, Kirk. Kirk: Yeah, but I was on the street when I got that call. And to be honest with you, I was a little surprised to hear about this turn of events. Luke: It's not a turn of events, Kirk. I just want to sell my boat. Kirk: But you've always been really attached to this boat. Hell, I thought you'd take it to your grave with you, maybe row yourself across the river Styx. Luke: Yeah, well, turns out I'm not using it. You interested? Kirk: It does suit me. And it'd be great for water-skiing. Lulu loves water-skiing. She also loves carriage rides. You're not selling a carriage, are you?