Mrs. Kim: So, you're giving me a guarantee for Christmas and Easter.
Lorelai: At a minimum.
Mrs. Kim: And there will be a possibility of bible study and no unclean meats for at least a year. That's a start, at least.
Lorelai: So, do we have a deal?
Mrs. Kim: No, I never take first offer. This is what I want. Attendance at weekly church services, bible study twice a week, Adventist summer camp, no unclean meats or hydrogenated oils, Christmas will be celebrated with no gifts, and there will be no sandboxes or parties with pony rides.
Lorelai: What's wrong with ponies?
Mrs. Kim: Flies buzzing around, carrying infectious diseases.
Lorelai: No infected ponies, fine. But sandboxes? I mean, come on. Kids play, they go to the park. You have to be reasonable.
Mrs. Kim: It is not reasonable for Lane to think that she will raise my grandchildren as heathens while I stand by and do nothing.