Rory: Okay, we have a deck of cards, we have the chessboard. We have what I think is a backgammon set. I grabbed grandma two outfits, I grabbed her a pair of pants because I wanted her to be comfortable, but then I thought that might be offensive to her.
Logan: Offensive how?
Rory: I have no idea. Then I grabbed a skirt, but that opened up the whole stockings, pantyhose, "going through my grandma's underwear drawer" can of worms. And each outfit needs a different top and a different pair of shoes. Do you want to know who rivals Imelda Marcos?
Logan: Emily Gilmore?
Rory: It's unbelievable. No biped needs to have that many pairs of shoes.