Quote from Lorelai in Santa's Secret Stuff
Christopher: So, you made it here okay? Rory: Yeah. Christopher: I was thinking... all that time in England, you might forget which side of the road to drive on. Lorelai: Hey, don't steal my material. Christopher: What do you mean, your material? Lorelai: I just made that joke. Christopher: The drive-on-the-other-side- of-the-road thing? That's my joke. If you just made it, you ripped me off. Lorelai: I ripped you off? Rory: Guys. Lorelai: That's like saying Lenny Bruce rips off Carrot Top or Woody Allen gets his material from what's his name... the guy with the watermelons.