Quote from Emily in The Great Stink
Richard: That's right. We do need new people for doubles. Emily: We've been playing with that awful Bunny Ferguson, and her husband, whatever his name is. Richard: They are dreadful. Emily: The way Bunny Ferguson grunts. Oh, I mean, it's one thing if you're Maria Sharapova and you're 120 pounds and a 7-foot blond teenager. But if you're 5'3"- Richard: ...and 53. Emily: ...and wearing plaid. Did you see that skirt she wore the last time we played them? Richard: I can only think that it was designed to cause some sort of optic misfunction.