Emily: You're telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour and it's not even Luke's daughter?
Lorelai: What made you think it was Luke's daughter?
Emily: Well, it told me it was someone's daughter here.
Lorelai: Well, she must have meant someone in town.
Emily: Well, then she's a moron. Why would I play cards if there wasn't a family connection?
Lorelai: I guess she just thought you were being nice.
Emily: The little idiot kept tipping her cards so I could see them. So I pretended I didn't and specifically asked for what I knew she didn't have. The kid's a moron.
Lorelai: Okay, Mom. She's gone now.
Emily: Is it so stupid to think that she's Luke's daughter? She looks like Luke.
Lorelai: Mom, you can trust me that there will be no contact between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon.