Quote from Lorelai in The Real Paul Anka
Taylor Doose: Excuse me. Lorelai, what are you doing? Lorelai: Shopping, Taylor. Why? Taylor Doose: You're walking around disparaging my store. And not only is that insulting, it's against the law. Lorelai: Against the law? Taylor Doose: Code 14/B/14 triple backslash X-8, states that a citizen of Stars Hollow cannot denigrate Stars Hollow while standing on Stars Hollow soil. It was established in 1792. The original penalty was death by 40 muskets. Lorelai: Really, Taylor, you misheard me. Taylor Doose: You made a crude joke about Aunt Molly. Lorelai: Well, you got to admit, Aunt Molly had it coming. Taylor Doose: I don't joke about Aunt Molly. Lorelai: Can you say BTK? Taylor Doose: As town mayor, I could cite you on the spot. Richard: This is Gropey McGee? Taylor Doose: I beg your pardon.