Lane: It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Lorelai: You can't pay me to ruin your dress.
Lane: Look, forget about your parents for a minute and concentrate on this.
Lorelai: Wait, so you saw them, too? I'm not insane?
Lane: They've been walking around town all morning.
Lorelai: All morning? Any guess as to why?
Lane: Shred the dress, and I'll tell you.
Lorelai: Do you really know why?
Lane: No.
Lorelai: Well, then I'm not gonna ruin the dress.