Emily: So, Lorelai. A new dog. A new bedroom. A new bathroom. It's like a whole new house.
Lorelai: Except that it's the same house.
Emily: It doesn't look the same. It's lucky we had your address. We would've driven right by.
Lorelai: Well, I was waiting until it was all done to show you.
Emily: All done? There's more that you're doing?
Lorelai: Oh, yeah. The mailbox is crooked, and I was gonna plant a bush in the yard.
Emily: Forgive me, I had no idea such a stunning makeover was ahead of me. I feel terribly involved.