Lorelai: Hi, Lorelai Gilmore. I'm here to make your stay and the rest of the New England maple syrup council's stay as comfortable as possible.
Liam: So far, so good. Love the local color here.
Lorelai: Kirk, it's really not appropriate to be standing right next to me like this.
Kirk: But we work together.
Lorelai: But not here.
Kirk: Liam, can I ask you a question?
Lorelai: No, that's inappropriate, too, to ask him a-
Kirk: Would you pay a dollar to have your fortune told by a dog?
Liam: A dog?
Lorelai: It's for a carnival. It's very cute.
Kirk: A dog that has no experience telling people's fortunes?
Liam: I don't know.
Kirk: Well, you're no help.
Lorelai: Well, just part of our local color. He's purple. [chuckles] Get it? 'Cause local color and he's a color.