Rory: It's feeling better by the second, this idea.
Lorelai: You do understand, you'd basically be cutting Mom and Dad off.
Rory: You don't know what it was like to be living there.
Lorelai: Hello, oppressed one, class of '85!
Rory: But you got out.
Lorelai: No, no. You were only there for three months. You're not in my league. We can't swap war stories yet.
Rory: They had their Reverend come over to talk me out of having sex. They never did that to you.
Lorelai: Five times they did that to me! The last time they triple-teamed me with a priest, a rabbi and a Mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night, I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me. And I never got a forty thousand dollar sex house.
Rory: A what?
Lorelai: You don't want to know.