Quote from Lorelai in Welcome to the Doll House
Lane: So, what's going on in the world? Lorelai: Nothing. Lane: Nothing? Lorelai: Good. Nothing good. There's absolutely nothing positive going on anywhere in the world. How could that be? Lane: That's why I don't read the paper anymore. Lorelai: You will mine. I am starting my own. The Good News Daily: nothing but good news every day. Lane: Sounds good. Lorelai: "No civil war in Canada", big article. "Cars drive down road without incident", front-page news. "Puppies - how cute are they?", in-depth expos. And the subscription is free. How happy is that?