Michel: Do you have coffee?
Luke: You mean, here at my coffee shop? Let me think. Yeah.
Michel: Give it.
Lorelai: You're gonna need zen for him, too.
Michel: This is very early for me to get up.
Sookie: You'll survive, big guy.
Michel: I'm not at my best if I don't get my model's 12.
Sookie: Well, you hide it beautifully.
Michel: The key is absinthium with gingko extract. Like you're washing your face in a bowl of diamonds.