Phoebe Quote #1048

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Ring

Ross: Wait a minute. Is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Phoebe: You think that's something that he would be mad at you for?
Ross: I guess it could.
Phoebe: Well, then I think that's it.
Ross: You know, if he's angry, he shouldn't just cover it up. I wish he'd just tell me the truth.
Phoebe: Oh, well, if that's what you want, you really should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table.

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 ‘The One with the Ring’ Quotes

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Phoebe: Something's missing. Okay, let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
Jeweler: Where's the 1 920s princess-cut ring?
Sales Woman: I just sold it to that gentleman.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Wait, stop. [Alarm blares, iron bars trap Phoebe] Let me out! Now! [Phoebe aims the musket at the jeweler]

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Ross: What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: That was so weird, huh?
Ross: Why did you do it?
Phoebe: I didn't do it. It was Chandler. He's mad at you.
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Oh, please. I think you know why.
Ross: I can't think of anything.
Phoebe: Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

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Phoebe: Have you told anyone else?
Chandler: No, I haven't told anyone else because I don't want Monica to find out.
Phoebe: You told me.
Chandler: Well, that's because I trust you, and we're friends, and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Chandler: Me too.