Chandler Quote #955
Quote from Chandler in The One with All the Resolutions
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends. Especially the ones who might fly you to Europe for free on their own plane.
Monica: She has a better chance of flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you $50 you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Better yet, a week.
Chandler: I'll take that bet, my friend. And you know what, paying me the $50 can be the "new thing you do" that day. And it starts right now.
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‘The One with All the Resolutions’ Quotes
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Chandler: Okay, look. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win. Okay? Here. Pheebs, flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so you can get back to your home planet. And Ross, phone call for you today. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back. And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? [groans]
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Ross: You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room or ...?
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Ross: Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. That is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ooh, that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one, too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.