Joey Quote #427
Quote from Joey in The One with the Cuffs
Salesman: You don't have anything?
Joey: You want to see what I got? I got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock and an army man.
Salesman: Okay, I get the picture. Thanks for your time.
Joey: And a fifty. Huh. These must be Chandler's pants.
Salesman: For $50 you can get one book. What will it be? A? B? C?
Joey: I think I'm going to stick with the V. I want to see how this bad boy turns out.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Cuffs’ Quotes
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Rachel: Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
Chandler: Come on, it's not an everyday occurrence for me. I mean, usually I'm just in there by myself.
Joey: [mimics the sound of a squeaking bed]
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Joey: What else you got in there?
Salesman: Let's see. Where does the Pope live?
Joey: ln the woods. No. Wait, that's the joke answer.
Salesman: Actually, it's Vatican City.
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Salesman: So here's somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Salesman: And?
Joey: I'm out.
Salesman: He painted that.
Joey: Wow. That's pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked.