Leslie: Okay, my next song's called: "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way."
Phoebe: Oh, no. One of those "Iook for the hidden meaning" songs.

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault.
Leslie: That's great. You know, you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty-litter campaign.
Phoebe: A jingle? No, no, no, no.
Leslie: Why not? You'd make a ton of money.
Phoebe: If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, you know. You gotta get out of that jingle-head, sweetie.

Joey: Whoa, that was kind of brutal.
Phoebe: Okay. Well let this be a lesson to all of you. All right, once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman, you know. I'm just very cold, hard, unyielding. You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue, please?