Joey Quote #313

Quote from Joey in The One with the Giant Poking Device

Chandler: What would you do?
Joey: It doesn't matter what I'd do.
Chandler: Come on. Come on. Tell me.
Joey: All right, you probably won't want to hear this. But if it was me, and this is just me, I would bow out.
Chandler: What? What are you talking about?
Joey: They have a kid together, you know? They're, like, a family. And if, I don't know, if there's a chance they can make that work, I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way.

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 ‘The One with the Giant Poking Device’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: I got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

Quote from Gunther

Ross: Thanks, Gunther. [Rachel kisses Ross] Can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Oh, like you don't already have everything.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: He's alive! He's alive!
Monica: And yet we're still poking him.
Joey: Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!