Chandler Quote #164

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Stoned Guy

Ross: Okay, turn around. I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing it.
Joey: All right, I'm not looking. Go ahead.
Ross: Okay. I want- Okay, I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips.
Joey: There you go. Keep going, keep going.
Ross: I want to take my tongue and-
Joey: Say it. Say it!
Ross: -run it all over your body until you're trembling with- [Chandler makes a noise behind them, Joey and Ross turn around]
Chandler: With?
Ross: Funny story.
Joey: You're not going to believe this.
Chandler: It's okay. It's okay. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.

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