Chandler Quote #166

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Stoned Guy

Chandler: Well, that's very generous. Look, this isn't about the money. It's just, I need something that's more than a job. I need something I really care ab-
And that's on top of the year-end bonus structure you mentioned earlier?
Joey: Your dream! Your dream!
Chandler: Look, Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! No, no, no. Stop saying numbers! Stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy. I'll see you Monday!

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Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?

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Monica: So was it a lot more money?
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys who's in his office until 1 o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: The, the "WENUS"?
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage System. It's a processing term.
Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.

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Chandler: This is great. You ready?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: [on the phone] Helen, could you come in here? Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. Last time I do that. I promise.