Quote from Ross in The One with Chandler's Dad
Officer Petty: Good evening, sir. Do you know how fast you were traveling back there? Ross: No, I don't, but it could not have been more than 60. Officer Petty:You're right. It was 37. Ross: I mean, you're not going to give me a ticket for driving too slow, are you? Officer Petty: That's right. Ross: You know, officer. I had the weirdest dream last night. Rachel: Oh, my God! Officer Petty: Your license, please. Ross: You don't want to hear about my dream Officer Pretty? Officer Petty: It's Petty. I'll be right back with your ticket. Rachel: You have a son. Ross: I know. I know.