Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's Award
Mr. Lewis: Professor Geller? Ross: Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you? Mr. Lewis: I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff, but I was kind of hoping you could change my grade. Ross: And why, exactly, would I do that? Mr. Lewis: Because I'm in love with you. Ross: What? Mr. Lewis: Yeah. I'm all in love with you and stuff. So if you could change my grade? Ross: No! Mr. Lewis: Why not? You changed Ned's grade. Ross: Well, that's different, okay. Because he was actually in love with me. Mr. Lewis: No, he's not. He's totally yanking your chain. He's done this with three other teachers. Ross: What? Mr. Lewis: He's got a girlfriend. Ross: I can't believe someone would do that for a grade. Mr. Lewis: I know. It's awful. I love you.