Chandler: What is important is, while we appreciate the gesture we just don't feel that bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.
Ross: Why not?
Chandler: Because we hate them.
Ross: Just give me a chance to perform for you, then decide whatever you want. I'm not gonna tell you what song I'm gonna play, either. But let's just say when it's over I'll bet there'll be a wee bit o' celebration.