Quote from Phoebe in The One Where They're Up All Night
Phoebe: Oh, hi, Officer Fireman. Can I help you? Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute. Phoebe: That's not mine. Fireman: Yes, it is. Phoebe: How do you know? Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in the trash chute, don't use a blanket that says: "Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica." Phoebe: Okay. Do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked, this was still America.