Quote from Chandler in The One with Ross's Library Book
Monica: She actually has a boyfriend herself. Name's Clark. She also invited herself to our wedding. Clark too. Chandler: You said no, right? Monica: Huh? Chandler: You said no, right? Monica: Well, she cornered me. She asked me if the wedding was in town. I mean, what was I supposed to do? Chandler: Lie. How hard is that? "Your check's in the mail." "Oh, your baby's so cute." "I can't wait to read your book, Ross."