Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe? Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse." Monica: What was her name? Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse. Monica: Nestlé Toll House? Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language. Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe? Phoebe: Yes! Oh. Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time. Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!