Quote from Phoebe in The One Hundredth
Nurse: Have you started having contractions? Phoebe: Not yet. But I've heard they really hurt. Do they? Nurse: Well- Phoebe: Oh, my God. Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? Phoebe: No, none of them are. The father is my brother. Nurse: Okay. Rachel: I am so going to miss watching you freak people out like that.