Monica: You don't understand. For us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right! You serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act. I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: And it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that, that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see the problem is, though, no matter how great the show was, you girls are looking for the comedian again. I mean, we're in the car, fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise, next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. [Rachel high fives Monica]
Joey: Are we still talking about sex?