Quote from Ross in The One with All the Kissing
Ross: Well, I am married. Rachel: I know. Ross: Even though I haven't spoken to her since the wedding. Rachel: [laughing] I'm sorry. That's not funny. Ross: Actually, it kind of is. My wife won't return my calls. [laughs] I don't know where my wife is. "Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?" "Don't know."