Rachel: Emily. I'm Rachel Green.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: There's been a teeny, teeny change of plans. It turns out I'm not free tonight, so-
Emily: Really? Well, that's just lovely. Isn't it? I must've missed your call, even though I didn't leave the flat all day.
Rachel: Well, l-
Emily: No, no, no. That's not rude. It's perfectly in keeping with the trip where I've been run down by one of your wiener carts and been strip-searched at the airport. Apparently, to you people I look like someone who's a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.
Monica: I think you look great.
Emily: Good night. It was very nice to meet you.
Rachel: I'll get her.
Ross: Please, hurry.