Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Dirty Girl
Rachel: How did the catering job go? Monica: It was great. The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. Phoebe: Yeah, I'm a hard-ass. Monica: And I'm a wuss. We should be partners. Phoebe: Yeah, hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime. Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe. We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it. You're not working now, and we have such a great time together. I can cook and you can take care of the money. Phoebe: Oh, it'll be like I have a wife in the '50s.