Ross: Monica, Dad called this morning. Aunt Sylvia passed away.
Monica: Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something? I always thought death was supposed to be sad, in a way.
Ross: Well, Aunt Sylvia was ... well, not a nice person.
Monica: She was a cruel, cranky old bitch. And I'm sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
Ross: You get the dollhouse.
Monica: I get the dollhouse!