Monica Quote #303
Quote from Monica in The One with the Dollhouse
Ross: Monica, Dad called this morning. Aunt Sylvia passed away.
Monica: Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something? I always thought death was supposed to be sad, in a way.
Ross: Well, Aunt Sylvia was ... well, not a nice person.
Monica: She was a cruel, cranky old bitch. And I'm sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
Ross: You get the dollhouse.
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Dollhouse’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: You know what? You can play with my dollhouse.
Phoebe: Really?
Monica: Any time you want. When I was young all I wanted was to play with this dollhouse. But no. It was to be looked at, never played with.
Chandler: My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Chandler: And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one because the house is sitting on an ancient lndian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient lndian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.
Quote from Chandler
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versace invoice. You don't work for me.
Rachel: Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing. Joanna.
Joanna: Bing? That's a great name.
Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for, "Thy turkey's done."