Quote from Joey in The One with the Flashback
Joey: This is a great place. Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable. Joey: Gotcha. [Joey undresses] Monica: So this place is really my grandmother's. I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. So if the landlord ever asks, I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? Joey: You bet I am. Monica: Okay, here's your ... penis!