Phoebe: Hey, what you guys doing?
Richard: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
Phoebe: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Come on. Happy family gets a dog. Frontier fun.
Ross: Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end?
Phoebe: What, when Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy?
Rachel: That's not the end.
Phoebe: Yeah-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end."
Monica: What about when he has rabies?
Phoebe: He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. That's what my mom said.
Richard: Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Phoebe: Why? What's about to happen? I've never seen this part before; Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? Oh, no. No, no, Travis, put down the gun. No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. No! No, no. The end! The end! Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?