Ross: I gotta say, I know I divorce a lot of women. Never thought I'd be divorcing you.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret. And we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.
Ross: [chuckles] Did I even treat?
Rachel: No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.