Carol: You're not seriously suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
Susan: Oh no, no. You see what he's doing? He knows no one's gonna say all those names. He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. So he gets his way.
Ross: My way? You think this is my way? Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being, this is not my-