Quote from Chandler in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I'm totally naked. Phoebe: I've had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone ... there. Joey: Instead of? Chandler: That's right! Joey: Never had that one. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.