Ross: I don't get a goodbye? What? Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things!
Rachel: Ross-
Ross: Oh, no, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to 5 people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good [choking noises] Oh. It's physically impossible! You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a- Have a good time in Paris.