Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Chandler: Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing. If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the aisle just fine. But if you choose me you'll be getting some comedy. Rachel: Even so ... I think I'm gonna pick Ross. Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. See, when I was a kid, you know, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel insecure. I was always picked last in gym, even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, if I'm the only one left out of this wedding I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back. Rachel: All right, fine, I pick you. Chandler: Yes! Make "groom" for Chandler. Rachel: Oh, my.