Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Ross: What you working on? Joey: Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything. Ross: Why don't you use your thesaurus? Joey: What did I just say? Ross: Watch. Here, you highlight the word you want to change, go under "tools" and the thesaurus generates- Gives. Gives a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest. Joey: My God, that's great. I'm smart. No, no, I'm: "Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing! Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!