Quote from Rachel in The One with the Soap Opera Party
Rachel: Okay. Joey is having a secret "Days of Our Lives" party up on the roof. And he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you. Monica: What?! Ross: What? What's going on? Monica: Joey is having a secret "Days of Our Lives" party up on the roof. Rachel: And- And he didn't want you guys to know about it, but I came over here to tell you. Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick. Rachel: All right, professor or detective?