Frasier Quote #2219
Quote from Frasier in Morning Becomes Entertainment
Frasier: Oh, hi, Dad.
Martin: Boy, they really did a job in the men's room, didn't they?
Frasier: Oh, I hadn't noticed.
Martin: Oh, yeah. Completely re-did it. Fancy wallpapers, bright new tiles, even those little perfumed soaps that you like to use at home, Fras.
Daphne: Oh, for heaven's sakes. You went into the ladies room, you blind old sod. I've been begging him for months to get glasses.
Martin: Ladies room? You're crazy, that guy was just in there.
Frasier: [calls over to the woman] Oh, hi, Bethany. Listen, good luck in the slot next week.
Bethany: Thanks, we're pumped. [exits]
Frasier Quotes
‘Morning Becomes Entertainment’ Quotes
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Bebe: Don't worry, dear, I just need to find a way to throw a scare into 'em.
Niles: Have you tried turning into a bat?
Bebe: I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures.
Quote from Bebe
Matt: I don't think so, Bebe.
Bebe: Why not? All he needs is someone to suck up to him, laugh at his jokes, pretend to listen to his stories. I'm his agent. For God's sakes, that's what I do.
Quote from Bebe
Bebe: Hold on, I can be likable. I can also be very unlikable. Maybe if you explained the difference to poor confused Bebe. For instance, what you were doing in the dressing room with the wardrobe girl an hour ago, would your wife find that likable or unlikable?
Matt: Could you put some make-up on this woman now?