Martin Quote #688

Quote from Martin in Visions of Daphne

Martin: Hey, Fras. You'll never guess who I just saw. I went over for a cup of coffee with Hank. You remember Hank? He's the security guard who works at Weston's jewelry store. Anyway, we were in his booth, just shooting the breeze, looking at the surveillance monitors, when who do I see buying an engagement ring, but Donny. As in "Daphne & Donny."
Frasier: Donny? Are you sure?
Martin: Yeah. Engagement rings is Tina's counter. We use the zoom lens on her.
Frasier: Dad, I'm shocked!
Martin: Oh, no, it's just innocent fun. She only dresses that way 'cause she knows we're looking at her.

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 ‘Visions of Daphne’ Quotes

Quote from Daphne

Niles: Well, fine, then. If you won't tell me, I'll just ask Daphne myself.
Frasier: Niles, wait. The truth is, Daphne's...
Martin: ...mother is dying.
Niles: Oh, dear God.
Frasier: Yes. Tragic, isn't it? You know, she's going to need all the support that we can give her.
[Daphne enters with tears in her eyes]
Daphne: Evening, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Well, come on, Niles, we don't want to lose our table.
Daphne: [to Niles] Did you hear the news?
Niles: I just did. What can I say?
Daphne: Oh, I've thought about this day, ever since I was a little girl.
Niles: I'm sure you have.
Daphne: It's even better than I thought it would be. I can already picture the big day: beautiful flowers everywhere, a sea of smiling faces, and I suppose everyone will want to have their picture taken with the lady of the hour.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Do you want to talk?
Niles: Er, no. Frasier, if you wouldn't mind I'm gonna cancel dinner. I need to be alone.
Frasier: Of course, Niles, but if you need me, call.
[Niles exits]
Martin: Oh, poor kid.
Frasier: Oh, he'll be all right, Dad. You know, Niles is a lot stronger than we give him credit for. [answering the phone] Hello? Hold the elevator, I'll be right there.
Martin: [answering the phone] Hang in there son, he's on his way.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Wow, that's weird.
Daphne: What?
Martin: I just had a vision myself.
Daphne: What is it?
Martin: It's a mystery woman. She's standing in the kitchen. She's making me a Monte Cristo sandwich.
Daphne: Oh, brother.
Martin: Oh no, it's just a grilled cheese.
Daphne: Make it yourself, you lazy old sod!