Frasier Quote #3488

Quote from Frasier in Crock Tales

Martin: Sounds like we got another passenger on the S.S. Ain't Getting Any.
Niles: [entering] Hello!
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: Wonderful day. Marvelous day. You two look grand. Where's Daphne?
Martin: Who shoved a bluebird into you?
Frasier: You know the S.S. Ain't Getting Any? Man overboard.

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 ‘Crock Tales’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.

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Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.

Quote from Martin

Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!