Martin Quote #1375

Quote from Martin in Crock Tales

Frasier: Well, I guess we can stop shaking hands now.
Lizbeth: Oh well, I'm ready whenever you are.
Frasier: Well, then just let go.
Lizbeth: I did, you're holding on to me.
Frasier: What? Oh, dear. Dad, what kind of glue were you using on that pot?
Martin: Super.

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 ‘Crock Tales’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.

Quote from Martin

Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!