Frasier Quote #3259
Quote from Frasier in I'm Listening
Niles: Anyway, Dad was thrilled when I told him I found the tickets.
Frasier: Oh well, I'm glad to hear that. He was just a bit vexed when he left me earlier this morning.
Niles: Over what...? [gasps] Frasier, you told him about Ronee's date.
Frasier: As we agreed.
Niles: "We"?
Frasier: Yes, "we."
Niles: There's no "we." There's never been a "we."
Frasier: Oh, give it up, Niles. There's blood on both our hands!
Frasier Quotes
‘I'm Listening’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Listen, Dad. Do you mind giving me a ride to work today? My car is in the shop.
Martin: Again?
Frasier: Well, yeah, my seat-warmer's stuck on high, so I tried to offset it by blasting the air conditioner, which resulted in sort of a fog bank on my dashboard.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles! Thank God you're here. Listen, there's something I need to discuss with you.
Niles: Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm in the middle of composing a plea to Alfred Antin in the meter of Dr. Seuss.
Frasier: Who?
Niles: Theodore Geisel, the children's author. You know, "I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam-I-Am..."
Frasier: Yes, yes, I know who Dr. Seuss is, you ninny.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, excuse me! Did it occur to you that some of us might still be trying to sleep?
Martin: Oh, lighten up, Fras, Ronee was just showing me how she can change the lyrics to any song to suit the occasion.
Frasier: Yes, very impressive. Does she take requests?
Martin: Sure!
Frasier: Stop it!